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Ascension Parish

46Index Score / 100
#60 of 64 in Louisiana

Ascension Parish scores 46/100 on the Bolthole Index, a marginal county profile. Its strengths are manageable long-term carry cost and strong self-sufficiency basics: 64.3″/yr rainfall plus 59.5% wooded land. The trade-offs: about 596,633 people within a 30-minute drive and more administrative friction around building and land use.

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Ascension Parish in Louisiana

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Ascension Parish highlighted among the Louisiana counties · colored by Index score

How Ascension Parish scores

Seclusion21100% ev.
Self-Sufficiency67100% ev.
Admin Boringness4190% ev.
Durability53100% ev.
Property Autonomy44100% ev.
Carry Cost79100% ev.

Evidence strength: 98%. This reports direct-source completeness and fallback use; it is separate from the score and is not a confidence interval. How it works →

$310kTypical home
0.5%Property tax
$5,985Land / acre
64.3"Annual rain
7.1% of yrsSevere drought
5.2 / yr (+4.9)Mid-century 100°F days
16 daysMid-century dry spell
3.18" (+5.7%)Mid-century 1-day rain
1.28×Wildfire change factor
100%Forward climate coverage
$2,546Home insurance / yr
0.1% / yrInsurance growth
0.45%Nonrenewal rate
county median (2+ published ZIPs)Insurance basis
596,633People within 30 min
3,463,754People within 2 hr
203,317Radius comparison (15 mi)
454People / sq mi
0%Federal land
99.8%Land at 15% slope or less
0%Septic soil without severe limits
0 acWorkable land screen
59.5%Wooded land
71.9 tonsBiomass / forest ac
68.4°FAvg temp

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Building & land-use rules in Ascension Parish

What it takes to build here — permits, zoning, and septic — scouted from Ascension Parish’s own official sources.

  • Building permitRequired

    Ascension Parish requires a Residential New Construction Permit; construction must comply with the parish Development Code and the Louisiana State Uniform Construction Code.

    Ascension Parish Government - Permitting
  • County zoningYes

    Ascension Parish administers zoning through its Unified Land Development Code with zoning districts and setback standards managed by the Planning Department.

    Ascension Parish Unified Land Development Code
  • Septic permittingLouisiana Department of Health, Office of Public Health (via Ascension Parish Health Unit sanitarian)

    Onsite wastewater/septic permits are issued by the state LDH Office of Public Health through the local parish health unit's sanitarian.

    Louisiana Department of Health - Onsite Wastewater Program
  • Owner-builderNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

  • Building inspectionsNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

  • Occupancy certificateNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

  • Septic permitNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

  • Septic inspectionNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

  • Off-grid sanitationNot published

    Not published on an official source — confirm with the county.

Always confirm current rules with Ascension Parish Planning & Development (Building Permits) before you buy or build. Scouted Jul 2026 from official county sources.

Living off-grid in Ascension Parish, Louisiana

Is Ascension Parish a good place to live off-grid or homestead?

Ascension Parish scores 46/100 on the Bolthole Index, a marginal county profile. Its strengths: manageable long-term carry cost and strong self-sufficiency basics: 64.3″/yr rainfall plus 59.5% wooded land. Watch-outs: about 596,633 people within a 30-minute drive and more administrative friction around building and land use.

Do you need a building permit in Ascension Parish, Louisiana?

Ascension Parish generally requires a residential building permit, and it enforces county zoning. Onsite septic is permitted by Louisiana Department of Health, Office of Public Health (via Ascension Parish Health Unit sanitarian). Rules change and cities within the county differ — always confirm with the county before you buy or build.

How much does land cost in Ascension Parish, Louisiana?

Land in Ascension Parish runs about $5,985 per acre, based on the latest county data.

What is the water situation in Ascension Parish?

Ascension Parish gets about 64.3" of rain a year, with severe drought in roughly 7.1% of years.

How remote is Ascension Parish?

A representative private-land location has about 596,633 people within a 30-minute drive and 3,463,754 within two hours. The road-network catchments count population across county lines and clusters of smaller cities; straight-line radius values remain available as a comparison.

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Going off-grid in Ascension Parish means bringing your own water and power. The kit we’d start with:

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